{"product_id":"the-dusty-clam","title":"The Dusty Clam","description":"\u003ch2\u003e*** For Mature Readers Only ***\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinda's clam used to be pristine and admired, but now her clam is dusty and smells a bit funky. Will Linda get her clam sorted? Will Linda have her happy ending? You'll have to buy the book to find out!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy should you order?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour name is Linda\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour name is Fiona\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou have a clam\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou like clams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou enjoy silly adult-themed humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eReasons to buy are not limited to the above.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAutographed Edition\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book is available with a personal autograph on the cover and a custom message inside. Select the autographed version before adding to your cart, and add a note to your order with who you'd like it signed for and any special message. If no note is added, only the front cover will be signed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease allow up to 7 days for fulfilment of autographed copies.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBook Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/strong\u003e 979-8266990975\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20.32 x 20.32 x 0.2 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/strong\u003e English\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Jen Jenivive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e Paperback\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 31\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelease Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e 24 September 2025\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":52426265198812,"sku":"BOOK-STAN-00084","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autographed","offer_id":52426265231580,"sku":"BOOK-SIGN-00084","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0650\/4221\/9228\/files\/the-dusty-clam-cover.jpg?v=1788508243","url":"https:\/\/we-rock.co.uk\/products\/the-dusty-clam","provider":"We-rock.co.uk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}