Jen Jenivive
"It's not gonna suck itself" T-Shirt
"It's not gonna suck itself" T-Shirt
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Sweet, bold, and absolutely not subtle. This tee does all the talking so you don’t have to. Featuring a juicy lollipop graphic and the line “It’s not gonna suck itself”, it’s a wink to anyone with a sense of humour and a love for pushing the line just far enough.
Perfect for nights out, festivals, book signings, or anywhere you fancy causing a double-take and a laugh. Soft, comfy, and unapologetically naughty, just like the books that inspired it, Will you suck my lollipop!
Warning: may attract smirks, giggles, and the occasional raised eyebrow.
Product Specification
FABRIC 65% polyester 35% cotton, 160gsm
WASHCARE Maximum washing temperature 40°C Normal process Do not bleach Do not tumble dry Iron at max temperature of 150°C Do not dry clean
Size Guide
| Size | Chest to fit (inches) | Actual chest (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve length (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 32-34 | 88 | 68 | 7 |
| S | 36-38 | 95 | 69 | 8 |
| M | 40 | 100 | 70 | 9 |
| L | 42 | 105 | 71 | 10 |
| XL | 44 | 112 | 73 | 11 |
| XXL | 46-48 | 121 | 75 | 12 |
Fit advice: Measurements are taken flat. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up.
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Shipping
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